Saturday, December 16, 2006
This guy posing as the 10th captain in bleach anime..lol looks so dumb
These idiots posin as full metal alchemist the characters...
KK this is all i'm gonna sae 4 today...nothin to do nw so boring..
Friday, December 15, 2006
Hehe its xmas season nw here r some xmas jokes to spice xmas up.. some may nt be that funny if u dun get it n u might find them lame but jus read for fun.
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of the day.)
2. Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run. I have faith that if you would have at least stopped and thought about what would be a much more intimate gift, you would have had the sense to spring for the $5 Chia Pet you were eyeing in Kmart.
3. Any sharp objects made by Ronco which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu knives. These may one day be used as a weapon against you when you come home with lipstick on your collar after a "night out with the boys."
4. Do not buy gifts for yourself and pretend they are for her. "Honey, I'm sure you'll get a lot of use out of the new drill I bought you." By then she will have put it to good use by drilling a quarter inch hole into the side of your skull for even thinking she would accept such a lame gift. After a gift like this, you probably won't be around for NEXT Christmas.
5. Any lingerie made of flannel, such as a pair of feet pajamas with a trap door in back. A Little Mermaid or Barney cartoon character nightgown. It gives her the idea that you do not consider her the beautiful woman that she is. Take out that wallet and buy her something sexy from Victoria Secret (just like you did for your mistress or other girlfriend).
6. No name perfume which costs you $1.99, such as Eu de Toilet, which actually smells like the bathroom, moldy fruit, or your dirty socks. If you are going to buy her perfume, spring for the brand names.
7. Any type of cubic zirconia jewelry you see on the Home Shopping Network. It will be quite embarrassing when she is showing off that fabulous diamond to her friends and tries to cut glass with it. (We actually test them you know.) Also, now would not be a good time to buy her that set of diamond nipple clamps you always wanted to, you know how we like to show off our jewelry and it could get embarrassing at the New Year's party when she decides to show them off to your buddies.
8. Please do not buy her clothes because you think for one minute you have good taste in woman's clothing. Well, perhaps you might if you are a transvestite, but all in all, believe me, she'll smile and say its beautiful while choking back tears and mumbling under her breath, "were the hell would I ever wear this outfit without being arrested for bad taste?" An additional hint, plaids do not go with stripes (even though you think your golfing outfit looks just fine). Its a known fact to the rest of the world that that is a taboo. In the Northeast, thats like wearing white after Labor Day.
9. Do not give her a gift certificate to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. Most men would know better, especially the ones who have learned the correct response to "do these pants make me look fat." If you are one of the poor souls who still doesn't get it and purchased a gift like this, be prepared for the silent treatment for a month. (Although that may be something you would actually look forward to.) A better alternative would be hiring a Chippendale dancer as a personal trainer to get her motivated into getting fit.
10. Last but not least, never buy a woman anti-wrinkle cream, or a book on "How not to be Nasty Sunday through Saturday." These are not considered gifts, they are considered reasons for seriously injuring the person who bought it and just may stand up in court of law.
omg my post so lengthy if any of u make it up to the endin i call u pro i myself read until sian
Wednesday, December 13, 2006 Today went to watch cinderella. Omg dat show makes plastic surgery like quite scary n disgusting. All the blood cuttin here n cuttin there wth sia. But overall its okay nt bad. If u watch it u'll come to realise dat it like quite gross doing plastic surgery eww all the cuts n stuff. N the people in the show who r doing plastic surgery i dunno why they nvr request to slp while they r having the surgery they like see the whole thing awake yucks. I didn't realli get the show until the ending where they kind of summarised the whole show so i was Ohh so dat is wad happened. So dats all i have to sae for the show... cause u have to go watch it urself if u wanna noe more... Yeah eragon is finally out n i'm gonna catch it nxt wk heh bb.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006 Yo as u can see i've changed my blogskin n song all to bleach stuff. Dunno why i'm addicted to this anime onli. This anime is like the best anime i've watched so far. But u noe its a temperary thing n i noe its quite lame but i'll soon change this bleach stuff away. I watch until episode 106 i think 107 shuld be coming out tmr or something. Here r some of bleach AMV to watch.
Monday, December 11, 2006 Today i went to play soccer with the guys. I kind of overslept but luckily arjun woke mi up by askin me something. In the end it was him who was late. We play soccer until 11plus den our leg pain this n dat blisters all over blah blah blah . Den while we all were playin soccer there were bees which kept on attacking us. Maybe its cause i put Addidas fragrance dats why i smell so gd n bees r attracted to good smelling stuff so maybe i'm the cause of it? or maybe nt maybe its cause we disturb the bees on a hot monday morning. After dat some of us go play LAN as usual i pwned them badly. Ok azuan was actually with us.. then when we were walkin towards the LAN shop, we turned back den he was missing wth sia he pangseh us so silently we didn't even noe he pangseh us. Ok dats all 4 today..
Sunday, December 10, 2006 Ok today i'm gonna talk abt my figure.. i noe its dumb but cause mani ppl disagree dat i gt hourglass fig so i mus sae something. The perfect hrglass fig is 36, 24,30 hmm nt sure abt dat but it shuld be around there. mines nt a perfect one but is still counted. O yeah n eric thx for wanting to help me buy stuff but its alright i dun need anything. dats all i have today.